While most teens were out developing healthy relationships, I was at home watching the Simpsons. Hoping to myself that one day some brave designer would showcase my obsession on a garish custom knit sweater, and then further hoping that someone in China would knock it off for a fraction of the price. Slightly misshapen face, it’s not quite a Bart, but there are plenty of Borts to go around.




jeremy scott knockoff bart simpson sweater.*
cyeoms 3rd base pants.
vagabond libby platform.
*I found mine on eBay from China
My favourites, in order of appearance.

1. NIGHT FLORISTA. A glimpse into the Innanen sun room, after dark…
2. TECHNICAL SPORTS. I played squash.. once.
3. HBD. Stumbling around in the dark, Crystal Eyes turns one.
4. SOFT LINES: HARD LUXE. CYEOMS Women’s FW 2012 collection on paper.
5. WHITE TREND REPORT. Four sassy ways to wear white.
6. DIY MAXI » 2 PIECE. Step by step instructions on how to transform your boring old maxi.
7. 8MM LUXE. The official Hard Luxe collection fashion video, shot on 8mm film.
8. HOLOGRAPHIC DREAMS. Obsessed with holograms I set out to replicate THE Stella McCartney holo-clutch.
9. ILLUSIONS. Melissa & I spiral out of control in my interpretation of her new apartment.
10. 80 ON MY 90. Mixing decades with this neon n’ print experiment.
11. LEAF. Creeping out on our couch on a dope Saturday night.
12. MASCARA. Shady eyes, let’s get dark in the park.
2013, the best is yet to come…


Ever since Melissa released her Slate Collection I’ve been fantasizing about her 3way asymmetrical dress… so when she suggested a designer trade I was relieved I didn’t have to sell my body in order to buy it. As you can see this dress allows for 3 wearable options, and as I’ve discovered maybe 2 or 3 that don’t look very wearable. I feel like I’m living in a sexy not too distant future.






melissa araujo 3 way asymmetric dress. adidas sports bra. american apparel sheer socks. chicnova point flatforms**. house of harlow chelsea shades.
**Buy these shoes at your own risk! At $50 I knew they’d be cheaply made, but I didn’t expect them to try and kill me. Tilt your weight ever so slightly off center and they’ll tip you into instant ankle submission. I’ve almost sprained myself half a dozen times in the brief time I’ve worn them.
Toronto has changed me, I’ve had to adapt to survive and now I’m actually… practical. Now I own sweaters without gaping holes and more than one coat. I even find myself fantasizing about new sweaters and online window shopping late into the night. These are my sweet sweater picks for fall, I styled them all for an especially glamorous week where I leave my house more than once.
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